TOILET PAPER
A man walked into a grocery store to get some dog food for his dog. He couldn't find the aisle with the pet food so he goes to ask the cashier, “Can I get some dog food?” The cashier asked, “Do you have any proof that you have a dog? I can't sell dog food to people that do not have dogs.” The man was a little confused but showed him a picture of his dog anyway. The man sold him the food and told him to have a nice day.
The next week the man came back for some cat food. Once again he could not find the pet food and had to ask the cashier. Once again the cashier would not sell him the food if he didn't have proof of an animal. He showed the picture of his cat, bought the food and went along his way.
The next week the man once again went to the grocery store, but this time with a small box. The box had a small hole in it. He proceeded to the cashier. “Put your fingers in this hole please,” asked the man. “Why should I,” the cashier replied. The man insisted, so the cashier complied. He pulled his finger out. “It looks and smells like shit!” exclaimed the cashier.
“Very good,” said the man, “Now I would like a package of toilet paper please.”
A man walked into a grocery store to get some dog food for his dog. He couldn't find the aisle with the pet food so he goes to ask the cashier, “Can I get some dog food?” The cashier asked, “Do you have any proof that you have a dog? I can't sell dog food to people that do not have dogs.” The man was a little confused but showed him a picture of his dog anyway. The man sold him the food and told him to have a nice day.
The next week the man came back for some cat food. Once again he could not find the pet food and had to ask the cashier. Once again the cashier would not sell him the food if he didn't have proof of an animal. He showed the picture of his cat, bought the food and went along his way.
The next week the man once again went to the grocery store, but this time with a small box. The box had a small hole in it. He proceeded to the cashier. “Put your fingers in this hole please,” asked the man. “Why should I,” the cashier replied. The man insisted, so the cashier complied. He pulled his finger out. “It looks and smells like shit!” exclaimed the cashier.
“Very good,” said the man, “Now I would like a package of toilet paper please.”