TOP TEN... SLEEPING AT DESK - Whatever jokes

10)  'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'

9) 'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'

8) 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out.  You probably got here just in time!' 

7) 'I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'

6) 'I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'

5) 'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess.  Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?'

4) 'Dang!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'

3) 'The coffee machine is broken...'

2) 'Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...' 

1) '.....in Jesus' name, Amen.'

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