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WASH THE CAT
The doctor was walking around checking by his patients when he saw a man putting a cat into the washing machine then said to the man, 'Are you crazy? The cat's going to die!'  The man said, 'Don't you worry about her Doc, I wash this cat everyday.'  So the doctor shook his head and kept on walking, but ten minutes later the doctor came back and the cat was dead!  So he said to the man angrily, 'Didn't I tell you you'd kill the cat?'  The man said, 'Doc, the cat didn't die because I washed her, the cat died because I ironed her.'