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WELCOME TO MY PLACE
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many  years.  Now they had a long talk trying to fill in  the gap of those years by telling about their  lives.  Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new  apartment. 

"I've got a wife and three kids and I'd  love to have you visit us."

"Great.  Where do you live?" 

"Here's the address.  And there's plenty of  parking behind the apartment.  Park and come  around to the front door, kick it open with your  foot, go to the elevator and press the button with  your left elbow, then enter!  When you reach the  sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my  name on the door.  Then press the doorbell with  your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good.  But tell me...what is all this business of  kicking the front door  open, then pressing  elevator buttons with my right, then my left  elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."