PORK PIE
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. He orders a drink and the barman asks, 'Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?'
The man replies, 'It's a long-running family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday.'
To which the barman remarks, 'Then I have some bad news for you - it's Wednesday.'
Sheepishly, the man says, 'Oh dear, I must look like a real fool!'
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. He orders a drink and the barman asks, 'Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?'
The man replies, 'It's a long-running family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday.'
To which the barman remarks, 'Then I have some bad news for you - it's Wednesday.'
Sheepishly, the man says, 'Oh dear, I must look like a real fool!'