BLONDE WITH CHICKENS
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, 'What do you have in the bag?'
The blonde replies: 'I have chickens!'
The man thinks for a moment and says, 'If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, 'Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"