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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 123
Peter's Principle:  In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.

Pudder's Law:  Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)

Putt's Law:  Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage.  Those who manage what they do not understand.

Putts-Brooks Law:  Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

Quigley's Law:  Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

Ralph's Observation:  It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.  Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.