NEW LIFESAVERS' FLAVOR
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.
'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, 'What flavor is that?'
The whole class answers, 'Mmmm, that's cherry.'
'Very good,' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.'
'Very good,' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!'
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.
'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, 'What flavor is that?'
The whole class answers, 'Mmmm, that's cherry.'
'Very good,' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.'
'Very good,' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!'