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ANSWERING MESSAGE 28
Rod Serling imitation:  You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode.  You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device...  You have reached, "The Twilight Phone".