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LAWYER BRAINS
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He  goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says  'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that  says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses  brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound  and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’ 
So he asks the man behind the cashregister, “how  come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's  worth 90.00?”
The man replies, “do you know how  many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”