SWALLOWED CAN OPENER - Medical jokes jokes

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SWALLOWED CAN OPENER
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor!  My son, John, swallowed the can opener!

Doctor: Don't panic.  He'll be alright.

Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!



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