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DOUBLE ENTENDRES OUT THE WAZOO
There was a boss who was told by his boss that  he had to get rid of at least one employee.  So  he narrowed the decision to one of two new  employees, Jack or Mary.   

He then decided to speak to each one privately,  and let their reactions help guide his decision.    So he called in Jack, explained the situation and,  of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his  job, but he understood the boss's situation.   

Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got  a problem;  By the end of the day, I've got to lay  you or Jack off...'    And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack  off, buster, I've got a headache!'