STOP TAILGATING - Men and women jokes

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A modest young lass had just purchased some  lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.   
"Yes ma'am," said the clerk. "I'm quite certian  that could be done. Would you prefer block or  script letters?"
"Braille," she replied.