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11401 - Business one-liners 119 - business jokes
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the... [read complete]
11402 - Business one-liners 120 - business jokes
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listen... [read complete]
11403 - Business one-liners 121 - business jokes
Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like ever... [read complete]
11404 - Business one-liners 122 - business jokes
Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Orben's Pack... [read complete]
11405 - Business one-liners 123 - business jokes
Peter's Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the lev... [read complete]
11406 - Business one-liners 124 - business jokes
Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law: Inside every complex and unworkable program... [read complete]
11407 - Business one-liners 125 - business jokes
Schemmer's Law (Organization & Programs): When an organization faces a 20 yea... [read complete]
11408 - Business one-liners 126 - business jokes
Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic Prototypes: First Law - Any pre-cu... [read complete]
11409 - Business one-liners 127 - business jokes
Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in ch... [read complete]
11410 - A corporate boat race - business jokes
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a ... [read complete]
11411 - New government study - business jokes
For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax d... [read complete]
11412 - Lawyers now in Japan - business jokes
Source: Sunday Daily Breeze Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have ... [read complete]
11413 - Stop being late to work - business jokes
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late fo... [read complete]
11414 - A boss in a good mood - business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to ... [read complete]
11415 - Accident report details - business jokes
Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information... [read complete]
11416 - How to look very busy - business jokes
by Dan Zevin Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted t... [read complete]
11417 - Work qualification test - business jokes
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. ... [read complete]
11418 - A boss versus a worker - business jokes
When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is tho... [read complete]
11419 - Technology takes over - business jokes
by Joe Mullich, AmericanWay Magazine, November 15, 1994 1. Your stationery i... [read complete]
11420 - The employee want ads - business jokes
Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission. Entry level position... [read complete]
11421 - Evaluation translations - business jokes
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. Accepts new job assignments willingly: N... [read complete]
11422 - Bad to put on resumes - business jokes
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good. 2. I regret th... [read complete]
11423 - Copy machine handout - business jokes
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy... [read complete]
11424 - Procrastinator's Creed - business jokes
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already... [read complete]
11425 - Reasons to leave work - business jokes
1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances. 2. Came dre... [read complete]
11426 - Reasons to work nights - business jokes
1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyo... [read complete]
11427 - Keep high work profile - business jokes
Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants ... [read complete]
11428 - Why did you get fired? - business jokes
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the fore... [read complete]
11429 - Japanese management - business jokes
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one Amer... [read complete]
11430 - Those who don't know - business jokes
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who... [read complete]
11431 - A study of who works - business jokes
The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, b... [read complete]
11432 - Everybody, somebody - business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobo... [read complete]
11433 - Your job requirements - business jokes
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm t... [read complete]
11434 - The tight travel budget - business jokes
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. ... [read complete]
11435 - The ifs of employment - business jokes
1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman. 3. If it... [read complete]
11436 - Repairing the phone - business jokes
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck st... [read complete]
11437 - How you made money - business jokes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered... [read complete]
11438 - Nerds versus jocks - business jokes
An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Mic... [read complete]
11439 - Equation of earnings - business jokes
The Equation Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as busine... [read complete]
11440 - Lost in a balloon - business jokes
Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the win... [read complete]
11441 - Fake two dollar bill - business jokes
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I ne... [read complete]
11442 - Bad Japanese economy - business jokes
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of a... [read complete]
11443 - Wealthy investors - business jokes
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would ... [read complete]
11444 - A walking economy - business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He say... [read complete]
11445 - Newest ATM machines - business jokes
"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double... [read complete]
11446 - Investment counselor - business jokes
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and dili... [read complete]
11447 - Question and answer - business jokes
Q: What is the definition of an accountant? A: Someone who solves a problem, ... [read complete]
11448 - Stockbroker at I.R.S. - business jokes
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He sh... [read complete]
11449 - Businessman is dying - business jokes
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you t... [read complete]
11450 - Simplified 1040 forms - business jokes
We've just been informed that the Internal Revenue Service has simplified its... [read complete]
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