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2 HEDGEHOGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"

The other one says, "Why not?"

The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"