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A SWEET ASS STORY
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.  Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the  Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue  when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey  Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big  hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

Well, she  immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and  it was like pure Almond Joy!

  I couldn't help but  grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to  see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It  was all I could do to hold the Snickers and  Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight  little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh  Henry, Oh Henry!”

Soon she was fondling my Peter  Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long  before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave  her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if  I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no  kinky stuff.”    I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a  Zero, be a Lifesaver.  Why don't you take my  Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O'  Honey?”

  (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) 

She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the  Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her  Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when  all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck  would have it, she started to grow Chunky and  complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. 

Sure  enough, nine months later, out popped?  Baby Ruth!