COUSIN JACK FALLS APART - Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » cousin jack falls apart

COUSIN JACK FALLS APART
One friend was talking with another friend about his cousin who recently passed away. 

"By the time cousin Jack died he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm." 

"Where did they burry him?'"

"Duh - they didn't bury him, he was recycled!"