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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. 

Due to the  clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward  it,  circled,  and held up a handwritten sign that  said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.  People in the tall building quickly  responded to  the  aircraft, drew a large sign, and held  it in a building  window.  Their  sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map,  determined the course to steer to SEATAC  airport, and landed safely.  After they were on the ground, the copilot    asked  the  pilot  how he had done it. 

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."