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MR. PHILLARD'S TWINS
One day, Mr. Phillard  rushed his pregnant wife over to the  hospital.  As the doctors were prepping his wife,  Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth.  But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything  else, he fainted.  When Mr. Phillard woke up he  was in a bed with the doctor standing above  him. 

"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in  the recovery room.  Don't worry, your wife is fine  and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious  and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the  kids." 

"What! My brother, the idiot!  I can't believe you let him! What  did he name them?"

"He named your daughter Denise." 

"Hey, not bad! I  underestimated my brother.  What did he  name my son?"

"He named your son Denephew."