One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the desert. He came along this native American layin' naked with a hard-on, so the cowboy decided to ask the N. American, 'What are you doing, why are you layin there naked?'
The N. American replies, 'I'm finding out the time.'
So the cowboy's like, 'Well then, what time is it?'
The N. American replies 'its 12:15.'
The cowboy looks at his watch and thought, "Wow he's pretty good. It really is 12:15."
The cowboy continues on a few hours and sees another N. American laying naked on the ground with a hard-on. So again he asks, what he is doing. The N. American replies'
I'm seeing what time it is.'
The cowboy asks him what time it was, and the N. American answered, "it's 3:15."
The cowboy looked at his watch and he too had the correct time. The cowboy continued moseying on and he finds a third N. American laying naked on the ground with a hard-on, EXCEPT this guy is jerking off.
The cowboy, leans over and asks what he was doing and the N. American replied, "I'm winding my watch."'