TOP 15: WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX
- It's legal to earn money playing hockey
- Many people play hockey even after they're married
- The puck's always hard
- The protective equipment is reusable
- It lasts at least an hour
- A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
- You always know how big the stick is
- You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
- You can change players on the fly
- You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
- Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
- Your parents cheer when you score
- Periods last only 20 minutes
- You're sure to get it at least twice a week
- You can tell your friends about it afterwards