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VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.  Among them were: 

His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh 

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh 

The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh 

The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh 

The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop'n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh 

The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh 

The cousin in Illinois: Chica Gogh

His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh 

His Italian uncle: Day Gogh 

His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh 

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh 

The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh 

His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh 

The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh 

An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh 

The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh 

His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh.