WHALE HIJINX
Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don't we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don't we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
"Well," says the other whale, "I'll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow any sea men!"