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what will i do then?
 
 
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?

Doctor: Sell!

driving exam worries
 
 
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.

Liz: I'm the examiner!

what is the problem?
 
 
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

problems remembering
 
 
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?

Patient: What pills?


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