does it hurt right now?
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.
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Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.
should i file my nails?
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
letters from charities
I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.
The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
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The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
i can't find the cause
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"
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"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"
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