medical jokes jokes

Jokes » medical jokes » jokes 6

medical jokes


i'm in a fighting mood
 
 
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?

Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

very interesting fact
 
 
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

take his temperature?
 
 
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?

Nurse: No. Is it missing?

my wife is beating me
 
 
David: My wife beats me, doctor.

Doctor: Oh dear. How often?

David: Every time we play Scrabble!


Page 7 of 12     «« Previous | Next »»