they are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
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Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
i swallowed a pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.
please do me a favor
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
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Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
is she feeling better?
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
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Nurse: No change yet.
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