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A man with an average handicap decides to play a round of golf one day.  He heads to the starters' area where he is paired with a woman. 

'Damn, a woman," he says. "This is going to be horrible.' 

As he approaches her, he finds that she is very beautiful and figures this might not be a bad day after all.  They head out to the first hole.  The man looks to his partner, and says, "If I hole this putt, would you consider going out to dinner with me tonight?" 

She agrees, so he lines it up, swings, and sinks it.  They play a couple more holes and approach the ninth.  Both are lying 3 on this long par 5 and again the man looks up to the woman before his putt.

"If I hole this putt, will you kiss me goodbye after the date?" 

She says yes and he sinks the 10 footer for birdie.  They approach the 17th and both are lying 2 on the par 4 hole.  He looks up again.

"Will you consider coming up to my apartment if I hole this out right here?"

She says yes and he lines up the short 3-footer and right down the middle it goes.  On the 18th, the woman is lying 3, about 40 feet from the hole.  She looks to the man and says, "If I sink this putt, you have to screw me silly all night." 

The man says yes so she lines up her putt, takes a backswing and....

"Wait, wait, wait!" the man says.  "Pick it up, it's a gimme."