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OENOPHILIA
Men are like a fine grape.  They are best kept in the dark.  They can't handle too much heat.  They perform best when they are stepped on.    Women are like the wine that comes from the grape.  They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young.  They don't age well without preservatives.  They become sour and vinegary as they age.