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SHE SAID, HE HEARD
What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C'mon,
  you and I need to clean up,
  Your stuff is lying on the floor
  and you'll have no clothes to wear.
  if we don't do laundry right now!”

What a man hears:
  “blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
  blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
  blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
  blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
  blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW”