SCARY COLLECTION 15
A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!
A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent!
" A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
A demon joke
What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!
A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!
A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!
A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent!
" A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
A demon joke
What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!
A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!