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HELLO STRANGER
I know I haven't known you for a very long time,  and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon,  but I need it badly. I haven't had it for a very  long time. I can already feel it going in good and  hard and coming out nice and soft.  If you would  do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure  you can satisfy my needs, and I'd be very grateful  if you would.  I am very desperate and I need your  help.  You must think by now I have a lot of  nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it  and sucking out all the juice until its very dry.    It has been on my mind all day and I'm not going  to beat around the bush anymore.  Do you have a  piece of gum?