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JESUS AND HIS FATHER
One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,  “I'm going on vacation and I want you to watch  the pearly gates. Everybody who comes up, you  ask the questions and you decide if will stay  here in heaven.” 
“Okay, Saint Peter, I will,” said Jesus. 
Jesus was receiving everybody when, he spied a  blind and very old man coming toward him.  Jesus  said to him, “tell me about your life.” 
And the old man said, “I remember nothing about  my life.  The only thing I remember is that my  son was very famous on the earth and I was a  carpenter.” 
Jesus thought, “A son very famous and he was a  carpenter, he must be Joseph.”  Jesus with his eyes full of tears said,  “Father?” 
The old man, touching the face of Jesus said, “Is  that you Pinocchio?”