SIXTHINGS NOT TO SAY AT A FUNERAL - Whatever jokes

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SIXTHINGS NOT TO SAY AT A FUNERAL
1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll  just... 

2. How can we be sure they didn't switched the  coffin? 

3. Don't worry, in one yaer we'll laugh at this!   

4. You know, your wife owed me 50$, I don't  suppose you could...?   

5. Shout: THE LAST ONE AT THE RECEPTION IS A  ROTTEN EGG   

6. To the next of kin: So I guess you're not busy  tommorow, could you help me move some stuff out of  my apartment?