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What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
A history joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A history joke
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
A history joke
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!
A history joke
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
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An exam paper!
A history joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A history joke
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
A history joke
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!
A history joke
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
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A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
She was trying to get ahead!
A history joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
Sat down!
A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!
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I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
She was trying to get ahead!
A history joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
Sat down!
A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!
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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
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Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
A history joke
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
A history joke
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know, I wasn't invited!
A history joke
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!
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Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
A history joke
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
A history joke
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know, I wasn't invited!
A history joke
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!
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