blonde's computer freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
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She sticks it in the microwave.
writing's powerful message
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
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When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
mike tyson's computer
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
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It has two bytes and no memory.
computer humor
A computer flashed a message to its user:
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"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"
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