computer humor
A computer flashed a message to its user:
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"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"
clinton the computer entrepreneur
What did President Clinton name his new computer business?
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LAP TOPings
husbands' performance
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says 'My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.'
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The second woman says, 'My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.'
The third woman just shakes her head and says, 'My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it.'
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
The difference between computers and people?
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With computers, software goes into hardware.
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