IF I HAD A HAMMER - Whatever jokes

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IF I HAD A HAMMER
A man is in court for murder and the judge says,  'You are charged with beating your wife to death  with a hammer.' 

Then a voice at the back of the court says, 'You  bastard.' 

The judge continues, 'You are also charged  with beating your daughter to death with a  hammer.' 

Again the voice at the back of the court says,  'You bastard.' 

The judge says, 'Now, we cannot have any more of  these outbursts from you or I shall charge you  with contempt!  What is the problem?'   

The man at the back of the court says,  'Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard  and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said  he never had one!'