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the definition of btu
Recent confusion about the meaning of the abbreviation BTU has lead to the creation of set definitions that may be used when discussing its meaning.

1. Big Time Unemployment
2. Buy Thermal Underwear
3. Bill's Tax Utopia
4. Being Totally Unfair

george bush slogans
Top George Bush Slogans

  1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

  2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

  3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.

  4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

  5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

  6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.

  7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!

  8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

  9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers

  10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

presidential watches
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--"you are suppose to read his lips".

He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run . . ."

He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . ."

what is one billion?
According to a recent government publication ...

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.

A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.

A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.

A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.

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