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11851 - Answering message 50 - funny answering machine messages
Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she accidentally dialed long distance.
11852 - Answering message 52 - funny answering machine messages
"I'm Morley Safer." "I'm Harry Reasoner." "And I'm Fred." "We're not home; leave a message."
11853 - Answering message 54 - funny answering machine messages
Imitating Mr. Rogers: Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right no... [read complete]
11854 - Answering message 56 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now. Ple... [read complete]
11855 - Answering message 58 - funny answering machine messages
E'llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.
11856 - Answering message 39 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikh... [read complete]
11857 - Answering message 41 - funny answering machine messages
US National Anthem; Ronald Reagan voice: Uhh, hello... I'm, uhhh, ohhhhhh... ... [read complete]
11858 - Answering message 43 - funny answering machine messages
Militaristic mechanical voice: FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL. KEY-DESTRUCT-... [read complete]
11859 - Answering message 45 - funny answering machine messages
You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. Stand by... [read complete]
11860 - Answering message 47 - funny answering machine messages
Clint Eastwood voice: Go ahead, make my day. Leave a message.
11861 - Answering message 49 - funny answering machine messages
In Joe Friday voice: This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Int... [read complete]
11862 - Answering message 51 - funny answering machine messages
Annoying flute music in background: Good day, Jim. Your contact, Linda, is no... [read complete]
11863 - Answering message 53 - funny answering machine messages
This is Walter Cronkite. Bren's not here right now. He's out on a date. The i... [read complete]
11864 - Answering message 55 - funny answering machine messages
English accent: Hello, you've reached the phone of Monty Python. I can't come... [read complete]
11865 - Answering message 57 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
11866 - Answering message 59 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies. Rick Bur... [read complete]
11867 - Answering message 61 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here righ... [read complete]
11868 - Answering message 63 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at t... [read complete]
11869 - Answering message 65 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, ... [read complete]
11870 - Answering message 67 - funny answering machine messages
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please p... [read complete]
11871 - Answering message 69 - funny answering machine messages
Hi! This is Mary. I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination. Please leave y... [read complete]
11872 - Answering message 71 - funny answering machine messages
Theme music from Peter Gunn: My name is David. What people call me is somethi... [read complete]
11873 - Answering message 73 - funny answering machine messages
Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Hello. Thank you for... [read complete]
11874 - Answering message 75 - funny answering machine messages
Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit ... [read complete]
11875 - Answering message 77 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is the Yardmaster's Office, Valsetz and Siletz railroad (an actua... [read complete]
11876 - Answering message 79 - funny answering machine messages
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 y... [read complete]
11877 - Answering message 81 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is KVKE, you're on the air.
11878 - Answering message 83 - funny answering machine messages
Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72...
11879 - Answering message 85 - funny answering machine messages
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so aft... [read complete]
11880 - Answering message 60 - funny answering machine messages
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and n... [read complete]
11881 - Answering message 62 - funny answering machine messages
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice: Hello, Brother or Sister. You h... [read complete]
11882 - Answering message 64 - funny answering machine messages
To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in ... [read complete]
11883 - Answering message 66 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling 911. All of our operators are currently busy. Please st... [read complete]
11884 - Answering message 68 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society. ... [read complete]
11885 - Answering message 70 - funny answering machine messages
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you... [read complete]
11886 - Answering message 72 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab 'em and... [read complete]
11887 - Answering message 74 - funny answering machine messages
Stoned, slow voice: Hey brother, you have reached the Narcotics Information H... [read complete]
11888 - Answering message 76 - funny answering machine messages
French monologue in the background: Around the world today, millions still sp... [read complete]
11889 - Answering message 78 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline. Our operators do not ex... [read complete]
11890 - Answering message 80 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret undergro... [read complete]
11891 - Answering message 82 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, you're caller number nine! You are listening to 91.5 FM, KXQK. This is... [read complete]
11892 - Answering message 84 - funny answering machine messages
This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
11893 - Answering message 86 - funny answering machine messages
Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven... [read complete]
11894 - Answering message 87 - funny answering machine messages
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Scr... [read complete]
11895 - Answering message 89 - funny answering machine messages
Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... For you, To justify your call...
11896 - Answering message 91 - funny answering machine messages
(Guns & Roses' "Civil War":) What we've got here is... Failure to communicate... [read complete]
11897 - Answering message 93 - funny answering machine messages
Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name": Sometimes you m... [read complete]
11898 - Answering message 95 - funny answering machine messages
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello... [read complete]
11899 - Answering message 97 - funny answering machine messages
"Camptown Races": I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah. Leave your... [read complete]
11900 - Answering message 99 - funny answering machine messages
Beethoven's Fifth: Nobody's home. Why did you phone? Please leave your messag... [read complete]
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