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11951 - Answering message 134 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave... [read complete]
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave... [read complete]
11952 - Answering message 136 - funny answering machine messages
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body ... [read complete]
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body ... [read complete]
11953 - Answering message 138 - funny answering machine messages
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...
11954 - Answering message 140 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too l... [read complete]
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too l... [read complete]
11955 - Answering message 142 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling the Smith residence. Our operators are presently on str... [read complete]
Thank you for calling the Smith residence. Our operators are presently on str... [read complete]
11956 - Answering message 144 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing... [read complete]
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing... [read complete]
11957 - Answering message 146 - funny answering machine messages
(To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:) Catch a quake and go sei... [read complete]
(To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:) Catch a quake and go sei... [read complete]
11958 - Answering message 148 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedativ... [read complete]
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedativ... [read complete]
11959 - Answering message 150 - funny answering machine messages
(Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents:) Good evening. I'm sor... [read complete]
(Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents:) Good evening. I'm sor... [read complete]
11960 - Answering message 152 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
11961 - Answering message 154 - funny answering machine messages
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking a... [read complete]
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking a... [read complete]
11962 - Answering message 155 - funny answering machine messages
Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT?
Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT?
11963 - Answering message 157 - funny answering machine messages
(Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guid... [read complete]
(Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guid... [read complete]
11964 - Answering message 159 - funny answering machine messages
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, a... [read complete]
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, a... [read complete]
11965 - Answering message 161 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everyth... [read complete]
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everyth... [read complete]
11966 - Answering message 163 - funny answering machine messages
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I... [read complete]
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I... [read complete]
11967 - Answering message 165 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answe... [read complete]
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answe... [read complete]
11968 - Answering message 156 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and ... [read complete]
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and ... [read complete]
11969 - Answering message 158 - funny answering machine messages
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
11970 - Answering message 160 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are... [read complete]
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are... [read complete]
11971 - Answering message 162 - funny answering machine messages
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)
11972 - Answering message 164 - funny answering machine messages
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your Maste... [read complete]
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your Maste... [read complete]
11973 - Answering message 166 - funny answering machine messages
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
11974 - Answering message 168 - funny answering machine messages
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 22... [read complete]
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 22... [read complete]
11975 - Answering message 170 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave a tone after the message.
Please leave a tone after the message.
11976 - Answering message 172 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of o... [read complete]
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of o... [read complete]
11977 - Answering message 174 - funny answering machine messages
(To annoy a friend record this as his message, and he will have keypad music ... [read complete]
(To annoy a friend record this as his message, and he will have keypad music ... [read complete]
11978 - Answering message 176 - funny answering machine messages
The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alte... [read complete]
The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alte... [read complete]
11979 - Answering message 178 - funny answering machine messages
(Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh! (Pause.) Hello... ... [read complete]
(Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh! (Pause.) Hello... ... [read complete]
11980 - Answering message 180 - funny answering machine messages
(Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (L... [read complete]
(Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (L... [read complete]
11981 - Answering message 182 - funny answering machine messages
Hello you have reached the Smith residence. All of our operators are busy. Yo... [read complete]
Hello you have reached the Smith residence. All of our operators are busy. Yo... [read complete]
11982 - Answering message 184 - funny answering machine messages
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering ... [read complete]
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering ... [read complete]
11983 - Answering message 186 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, yo... [read complete]
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, yo... [read complete]
11984 - Answering message 188 - funny answering machine messages
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.
11985 - Answering message 190 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
11986 - Answering message 192 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on... [read complete]
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on... [read complete]
11987 - Answering message 194 - funny answering machine messages
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you cou... [read complete]
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you cou... [read complete]
11988 - Answering message 196 - funny answering machine messages
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
11989 - Answering message 198 - funny answering machine messages
Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extr... [read complete]
Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extr... [read complete]
11990 - Answering message 200 - funny answering machine messages
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal rack... [read complete]
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal rack... [read complete]
11991 - Answering message 202 - funny answering machine messages
Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?
Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?
11992 - Answering message 204 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave your name and number -- But first, a short algebra quiz: How muc... [read complete]
Please leave your name and number -- But first, a short algebra quiz: How muc... [read complete]
11993 - Answering message 206 - funny answering machine messages
Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.
Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.
11994 - Answering message 208 - funny answering machine messages
(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in backg... [read complete]
(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in backg... [read complete]
11995 - Answering message 210 - funny answering machine messages
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy no... [read complete]
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy no... [read complete]
11996 - Answering message 212 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ... [read complete]
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ... [read complete]
11997 - Answering message 214 - funny answering machine messages
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and numb... [read complete]
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and numb... [read complete]
11998 - Answering message 216 - funny answering machine messages
If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was t... [read complete]
If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was t... [read complete]
11999 - Answering message 218 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Fol... [read complete]
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Fol... [read complete]
12000 - Answering message 220 - funny answering machine messages
You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your info... [read complete]
Page 240 of 291You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your info... [read complete]
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