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11951 - Answering message 134 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave... [read complete]
11952 - Answering message 136 - funny answering machine messages
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body ... [read complete]
11953 - Answering message 138 - funny answering machine messages
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...
11954 - Answering message 140 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too l... [read complete]
11955 - Answering message 142 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling the Smith residence. Our operators are presently on str... [read complete]
11956 - Answering message 144 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing... [read complete]
11957 - Answering message 146 - funny answering machine messages
(To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:) Catch a quake and go sei... [read complete]
11958 - Answering message 148 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedativ... [read complete]
11959 - Answering message 150 - funny answering machine messages
(Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents:) Good evening. I'm sor... [read complete]
11960 - Answering message 152 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
11961 - Answering message 154 - funny answering machine messages
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking a... [read complete]
11962 - Answering message 155 - funny answering machine messages
Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT?
11963 - Answering message 157 - funny answering machine messages
(Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guid... [read complete]
11964 - Answering message 159 - funny answering machine messages
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, a... [read complete]
11965 - Answering message 161 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everyth... [read complete]
11966 - Answering message 163 - funny answering machine messages
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I... [read complete]
11967 - Answering message 165 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answe... [read complete]
11968 - Answering message 156 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and ... [read complete]
11969 - Answering message 158 - funny answering machine messages
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
11970 - Answering message 160 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are... [read complete]
11971 - Answering message 162 - funny answering machine messages
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)
11972 - Answering message 164 - funny answering machine messages
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your Maste... [read complete]
11973 - Answering message 166 - funny answering machine messages
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
11974 - Answering message 168 - funny answering machine messages
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 22... [read complete]
11975 - Answering message 170 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave a tone after the message.
11976 - Answering message 172 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of o... [read complete]
11977 - Answering message 174 - funny answering machine messages
(To annoy a friend record this as his message, and he will have keypad music ... [read complete]
11978 - Answering message 176 - funny answering machine messages
The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alte... [read complete]
11979 - Answering message 178 - funny answering machine messages
(Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh! (Pause.) Hello... ... [read complete]
11980 - Answering message 180 - funny answering machine messages
(Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (L... [read complete]
11981 - Answering message 182 - funny answering machine messages
Hello you have reached the Smith residence. All of our operators are busy. Yo... [read complete]
11982 - Answering message 184 - funny answering machine messages
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering ... [read complete]
11983 - Answering message 186 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, yo... [read complete]
11984 - Answering message 188 - funny answering machine messages
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.
11985 - Answering message 190 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
11986 - Answering message 192 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on... [read complete]
11987 - Answering message 194 - funny answering machine messages
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you cou... [read complete]
11988 - Answering message 196 - funny answering machine messages
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
11989 - Answering message 198 - funny answering machine messages
Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extr... [read complete]
11990 - Answering message 200 - funny answering machine messages
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal rack... [read complete]
11991 - Answering message 202 - funny answering machine messages
Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?
11992 - Answering message 204 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave your name and number -- But first, a short algebra quiz: How muc... [read complete]
11993 - Answering message 206 - funny answering machine messages
Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.
11994 - Answering message 208 - funny answering machine messages
(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in backg... [read complete]
11995 - Answering message 210 - funny answering machine messages
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy no... [read complete]
11996 - Answering message 212 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ... [read complete]
11997 - Answering message 214 - funny answering machine messages
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and numb... [read complete]
11998 - Answering message 216 - funny answering machine messages
If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was t... [read complete]
11999 - Answering message 218 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Fol... [read complete]
12000 - Answering message 220 - funny answering machine messages
You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your info... [read complete]
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