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11901 - Answering message 101 - funny answering machine messages
Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight? Voice 2: Same thing ... [read complete]
11902 - Answering message 103 - funny answering machine messages
"Under the Boardwalk": Oh, when you call our room, and all you get is a machi... [read complete]
11903 - Answering message 105 - funny answering machine messages
"Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background: You've reached the residence of John... [read complete]
11904 - Answering message 107 - funny answering machine messages
I once had a little white phone, That would ring when it was alone. Then I go... [read complete]
11905 - Answering message 88 - funny answering machine messages
To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message...
11906 - Answering message 90 - funny answering machine messages
Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home": You have reached 587-8783. Please leave a message... [read complete]
11907 - Answering message 92 - funny answering machine messages
Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love": And I would do anything for calls, I ... [read complete]
11908 - Answering message 94 - funny answering machine messages
U2's "With or Without You": No one's here to answer the phone, Leave a messag... [read complete]
11909 - Answering message 96 - funny answering machine messages
"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich: Well hey how you doin'? Hav... [read complete]
11910 - Answering message 98 - funny answering machine messages
"Winter Wonderland": Hear the ring, inside our home. Once again, can't get th... [read complete]
11911 - Answering message 100 - funny answering machine messages
"If I Only Had A Brain": I might be in the shower, I might be gone for hours,... [read complete]
11912 - Answering message 102 - funny answering machine messages
With apologies to Robert Burns: O ma phone is but an ebon box, Wha' rings whe... [read complete]
11913 - Answering message 104 - funny answering machine messages
"Muppet Show" theme: It's time to leave a message After you hear the tone, It... [read complete]
11914 - Answering message 106 - funny answering machine messages
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to corre... [read complete]
11915 - Answering message 108 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is the Computer Music Research Institute of Portland, Oregon. We ... [read complete]
11916 - Answering message 109 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight rig... [read complete]
11917 - Answering message 111 - funny answering machine messages
1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background:) What are you do... [read complete]
11918 - Answering message 113 - funny answering machine messages
Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the... [read complete]
11919 - Answering message 115 - funny answering machine messages
(Loud sounds of a massive battle; calm voice:) Hello! Due to the breakdown in... [read complete]
11920 - Answering message 110 - funny answering machine messages
Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if... Matt: Steve, wh... [read complete]
11921 - Answering message 112 - funny answering machine messages
1: Hey, would you get the phone? 2: I got the phone last time. You get the ph... [read complete]
11922 - Answering message 114 - funny answering machine messages
Hi!! You've reached Janet and Chris's room. We're not in right now. If this i... [read complete]
11923 - Answering message 116 - funny answering machine messages
Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite ... [read complete]
11924 - Answering message 117 - funny answering machine messages
John: Brad, will you get the phone? Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering ke... [read complete]
11925 - Answering message 119 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone.... [read complete]
11926 - Answering message 121 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't co... [read complete]
11927 - Answering message 123 - funny answering machine messages
(Sound of scrap metal falling down a staircase continues through message.) He... [read complete]
11928 - Answering message 125 - funny answering machine messages
Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, ... [read complete]
11929 - Answering message 127 - funny answering machine messages
(Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949. We are currently un... [read complete]
11930 - Answering message 129 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
11931 - Answering message 131 - funny answering machine messages
I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and f... [read complete]
11932 - Answering message 133 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone... [read complete]
11933 - Answering message 135 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, you've reached 474-2340. Don, Kendy and Sylvia can't come to the phone ri... [read complete]
11934 - Answering message 137 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, you've reached Meredith's room. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right... [read complete]
11935 - Answering message 139 - funny answering machine messages
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right... [read complete]
11936 - Answering message 141 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet. If yo... [read complete]
11937 - Answering message 143 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.
11938 - Answering message 145 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If ... [read complete]
11939 - Answering message 147 - funny answering machine messages
We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the earthquake.... [read complete]
11940 - Answering message 149 - funny answering machine messages
We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.
11941 - Answering message 151 - funny answering machine messages
(Thug voice:) Uh, hello, Mike and Brian aren't here right now. They've been k... [read complete]
11942 - Answering message 153 - funny answering machine messages
Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll hav... [read complete]
11943 - Answering message 118 - funny answering machine messages
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
11944 - Answering message 120 - funny answering machine messages
I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island with Dana Delany, Linda C... [read complete]
11945 - Answering message 122 - funny answering machine messages
(Slight echo as if spoken in a large underground cave:) Help me, please help ... [read complete]
11946 - Answering message 124 - funny answering machine messages
(Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice:) I'm pinned do... [read complete]
11947 - Answering message 126 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, I'm not sane right now, but if you leave your name, number and shoe size ... [read complete]
11948 - Answering message 128 - funny answering machine messages
(In a good Australian accent:) G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now becaus... [read complete]
11949 - Answering message 130 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Ou... [read complete]
11950 - Answering message 132 - funny answering machine messages
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talkin... [read complete]
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