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two retired professors were vacationing
 
 
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.

The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"

To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."

law school for nuns
 
 
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?

A sister-in-law.

fratboy
 
 
What do you call a fratboy in a suit?

The defendant.

4th and goal
 
 
Q:What's funnier than kicking a zombie baby wide left from the 10 yard line?

A: Running it in for a touchdown and spiking it in the ground only to have it stand up and chase after you with grass in its mouth, making donkey noises.


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