taxi fare
A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?"
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The cabbie says, "Sure." So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up.
shree hill
The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl.
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After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
And she said, "Shree Hill."
harvard lightbulb
How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.
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