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bush gets testy
 
 
Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?

A: Drool.

california
 
 
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Hella.

harvard graduate
 
 
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

drug used to seduce men
 
 
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:

Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.

The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...


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