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11801 - Real classified ads 03 - funny ads
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various pape... [read complete]
11802 - Real classified ads 04 - funny ads
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various pape... [read complete]
11803 - Real classified ads 05 - funny ads
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R. D. Jones... [read complete]
11804 - Public announcements - funny ads
Public service announcements around the world. USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you... [read complete]
11805 - True marketing errors - funny ads
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to r... [read complete]
11806 - Bad corporate slogans - funny ads
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if t... [read complete]
11807 - Menu item translations - funny ads
The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriat... [read complete]
11808 - Answering message 01 - funny answering machine messages
Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. ... [read complete]
11809 - Answering message 03 - funny answering machine messages
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, was... [read complete]
11810 - Answering message 05 - funny answering machine messages
Drawling granny voice: Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fansh... [read complete]
11811 - Answering message 07 - funny answering machine messages
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
11812 - Answering message 09 - funny answering machine messages
Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If ... [read complete]
11813 - Answering message 11 - funny answering machine messages
Computer style monotone: Hello, I am the XS486 Mark Five answering machine. I... [read complete]
11814 - Answering message 13 - funny answering machine messages
Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
11815 - Answering message 15 - funny answering machine messages
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please spea... [read complete]
11816 - Answering message 17 - funny answering machine messages
I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD ... [read complete]
11817 - Answering message 19 - funny answering machine messages
(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:) Hello, it's obvious you have bad tim... [read complete]
11818 - Answering message 21 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have ... [read complete]
11819 - Answering message 23 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My o... [read complete]
11820 - Answering message 25 - funny answering machine messages
1: I didn't expect an answering machine. 2: Nobody expects an answering machi... [read complete]
11821 - Answering message 27 - funny answering machine messages
Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra": Thinking you were making an ordi... [read complete]
11822 - Answering message 29 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling 217-2962. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your t... [read complete]
11823 - Answering message 31 - funny answering machine messages
Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous an... [read complete]
11824 - Answering message 33 - funny answering machine messages
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and numb... [read complete]
11825 - Answering message 35 - funny answering machine messages
After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is ba... [read complete]
11826 - Answering message 37 - funny answering machine messages
This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording devi... [read complete]
11827 - Answering message 32 - funny answering machine messages
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a ... [read complete]
11828 - Answering message 34 - funny answering machine messages
If you are calling for John, press 1. If you are calling for Steve, press 1. ... [read complete]
11829 - Answering message 36 - funny answering machine messages
Start, low pitch, slow: Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre evvvvveerrrryyyb... [read complete]
11830 - Answering message 02 - funny answering machine messages
How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions... [read complete]
11831 - Answering message 04 - funny answering machine messages
Owner is a hard-to-reach person: Yes, I finally got an answering machine. (To... [read complete]
11832 - Answering message 06 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-... [read complete]
11833 - Answering message 08 - funny answering machine messages
C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little ... [read complete]
11834 - Answering message 10 - funny answering machine messages
No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
11835 - Answering message 12 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
11836 - Answering message 14 - funny answering machine messages
Hello. This is Mark and Nathan's phone. We're not here right now, but the phone is.
11837 - Answering message 16 - funny answering machine messages
Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for ... [read complete]
11838 - Answering message 18 - funny answering machine messages
Machine voice: Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone nu... [read complete]
11839 - Answering message 20 - funny answering machine messages
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programm... [read complete]
11840 - Answering message 22 - funny answering machine messages
Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
11841 - Answering message 24 - funny answering machine messages
Computer generated voices: 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer ... [read complete]
11842 - Answering message 26 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the Business Automation voicemail system. We used to call it... [read complete]
11843 - Answering message 28 - funny answering machine messages
Rod Serling imitation: You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without t... [read complete]
11844 - Answering message 30 - funny answering machine messages
Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous an... [read complete]
11845 - Answering message 38 - funny answering machine messages
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... Er, no diplomats are able to a... [read complete]
11846 - Answering message 40 - funny answering machine messages
Richard Nixon voice: Hi... Uh, some people say I sound like Richard Nixon... ... [read complete]
11847 - Answering message 42 - funny answering machine messages
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phon... [read complete]
11848 - Answering message 44 - funny answering machine messages
You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. ... [read complete]
11849 - Answering message 46 - funny answering machine messages
Theme music from James Bond: Hello. My name is David, code number 324-5628. I... [read complete]
11850 - Answering message 48 - funny answering machine messages
To the Batmobile! Let's go! Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Rog... [read complete]
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