farm joke list 08
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
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A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
mouse joke list 03
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?
Bubble and squeak!
What's a mouse's favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
Sir!
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!
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A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?
Bubble and squeak!
What's a mouse's favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
Sir!
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!
worm joke list 02
What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
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Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
dog joke list 03
Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
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A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
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