animal jokes for kids jokes

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!

What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!

What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!

Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!

Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!

Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!

Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!