bird joke list 04
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
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A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
cat joke list 07
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
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A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
chicken joke list 04
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
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A: Fry-day!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
dog joke list 08
Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
A: He gets splinters in his mouth!
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A: A guard dog!
Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!
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A: He gets splinters in his mouth!
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A: A guard dog!
Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!
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