bee joke list 02
Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!
Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!
Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!
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A: To bee or not to bee!
Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!
Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!
bee joke list 05
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
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A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
bird joke list 04
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
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A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
cat joke list 07
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
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A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
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