elephant jokes 03
What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
What's grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
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An elephant on a trampoline!
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
What's grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
elephant jokes 14
Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he'd rather go to the movies!
What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!
What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!
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Because he'd rather go to the movies!
What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!
What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!
reptile joke list 05
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
Hop on!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
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Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
Hop on!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
bird joke list 04
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
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A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
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