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elephant jokes 09
How do you hire an elephant?
Stand it on four bricks!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!

How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!

How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!

elephant jokes 10
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

How do you spell elephant?
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter!

elephant jokes 14
Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he'd rather go to the movies!

What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!

What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!

What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

farm joke list 04
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!

Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!

What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow!

Where do milkshakes come from?
Excited cows!

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